Help Me Find Religion

So like the man without a country, I am a man without a God. No thats not right its more a man without God’s phone number. Anywho I have been looking at some (lets say alternative) religions to see what may fit me for this time in my life.

In the words of Morpheus “Here we go”

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Flying Spaghetti Monster – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Pros: First and foremost its funny and sarcastic. Parodies humanity and religion and supports the idea of evolution.

Cons: Their figure head is a giant spaghetti and meatballs… Wait is that a con i love italian food.

Church of the SubGenius
SubSite – Start
Church of the SubGenius – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Pros: There are lazy, funny, and its all about the SLACK. There is more work put into this religion then “The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster”

Cons: Radical cultish tendencies. Weird & extreme X-day (want to know what this means look it up your self)

Jedi Religion
Jedi Religion
Jedi Fundamentalism

Pros: Its the Jedi

Cons: Its the Jedi

Well maybe I’m not really looking but I thought it may be entertaining, and thats what its all about. Let me know your thoughts.

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