You ever play hide and seek with your alarm clock, well ok neither have I, but is that the answer to getting out of bed in the morning. This ripping yarn about a new clock will have you in stitches.
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Day 1: This is cool!
Morning Day 2 7AM: inaudible
Morning Day 2 7:01AM: Where is that stupid alarm clock?
Morning Day 2 7:02AM: *mad now* Where is that stupid *expletive* alarm clock.
Morning Day 2 7:03AM: Crawling under the bed chasing a noisy and annoying alarm clock.
Morning Day 2 7:04AM: Alarm clock captured. Split second decision that the alarm clock is too annoying.
Morning Day 2 7:05AM: Alarm clock in several pieces. Batteries removed.
Day 3: Alarm clock now in pieces on its way to the dump.
That comment was funnier than the article!