arning: this is a BBC article, so it is written in English English, but it's quite a funny example of the silly things that can make up 'scandals'.  My favorites are the ones about bananas, sausages, and fire poles.  Funny how a lot of these 'scandals' concern things that Freud would describe as..well..nevermind, just read and enjoy! Euromyths

Welcome To JohnnyVonline!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen you have chosen wisely, update your links has evolved into I want to begin by thanking all who brought johnnyV to this point, without the interest from its readers and contributors johnnyV would not have made it to its first birthday. I decided to celebrate by registering a domain and doing a site redesign (lets say 2.0).

There are a lot of new features and changes to explore, but I want our contributors be the first to get comfortable with the site.

How contributors login to the new site (takes about 2 mins):

1. You will find your login name (from blogger) listed on the right under "Link list of authors"

2. Find & click the login button which will take you to a login screen

3. At the login screen click "Lost your Password?"

4. Enter your username as listed in step 1 and type in your email address

5. Finally you will be emailed instructions to finish the setup. If you run into any problems you know where to find me

So this new model gives us alot of flexibility, functionality, and room to grow, which we will discuss in depth after we all get use to our new digs. In the coming weeks I will be making changes (especially to the post editor) and bugfixes. So let me know what you think, its all customizable now. With the first year behind us we say goodbye to with 530 articles and 8,625 hits, and look forward to new horizons.

A special thanks to Mr. Tex and Elliot for adding their expertise where I lack in the building of this new site.

The Best of

After much discussion and deliberation here is just some great stuff we have seen over the past year, in no particluar order.

Girls with Network Equipment

The Monkey Chow Diet

Daniel Craig = Bond?

Human Sub-Species?!

27 New Animal Species Found in Calif. Caves

Athens breeding ’super mosquitoes’

Linux and its place in the Business World

Help Me Find Religion

Darth Vader’s Brother

Jedi Breakfast

A response to the iPodVideo

A little laughter helps….

Tour of Pixar

Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter (or sister)

I got a lotta problems with you people!

JohnnyV up in Lights

Express yourself in Lights

Vestigial Dolphin

A dolphin with legs?! OK not exactly but this is an interesting discovery that gives credibility to the principles of evolution. Mammals originally developed on land, then some (dolphins, whales, etc.) moved back in to the water. But during their development, all animals go through phases where vestigial organs or limbs of their ancestors are present. For example, as humans we go thorugh a stage while still in the womb where we have vestigial gills.